Can you hear the gasp of the rust snap?
The chunks of the oxidized ore falling to the ground as the screams seep through the opening?
Those cries of pain, the last cries of souls being devoured as hands reach out through gnashing teeth, these are the sounds of the hell that awaits us all, the night the bestows upon us the candied apples and razor blades, the burning bodies hanging from poles, you’ll remember halloween.
To get you in the spirit of thing, Cigarette Burns would like to present to you Cemetery Man, perhaps better known under it’ more poetic title, Dellamorte, Dellamore, starring Rupert Everett in his least annoying role to date, as the caretaker of a cursed cemetery, forced to slay the undead night after night alongside his faithful assistant, Gnaghi.
I can’t find a decent trailer, sorry.
You’ll just have to trust us that this is good.
Have we let you down yet?